How do I break into the modeling world? Do I have what it takes to become a supermodel? Where did I leave my keys? I will answer none of these questions in my new book I’m Just Here for the Free Scrutiny. But I will provide you with a few laughs as I talk about my time in the fashion and commercial industries. From when I learned I don’t have a sex-phone operator voice to when I fainted in the middle of a shoot. From when I bombed a movie audition to when I was upstaged by the modeling equivalent of a soccer mom. It’s all here. So sit back, relax, and read a few stories that will remind you that modeling is about as glamorous as babysitting a bunch of toddlers. Toddlers on a sugar rush.
By the way, your keys are underneath your jacket in the kitchen.
If you've ever been curious about how the modeling world operates, if you ever wanted to hear about the more comical, disheartening, or downright ridiculous things I've gone through as a model, or if you just think I'm an awesome person and would love to show your support by blindly buying my stuff, then I'm Just Here for the Free Scrutiny is the book for you!
You can buy it through Amazon, iTunes, Google Play, Kobo, or just go to the Thought Catalog Page and see where the winds take you. You can also go to my Author's Page to get a general feel of my writing (and maybe even read a free sample).
Well, imaginary person that is probably a sign that I should get evaluated for psychosis, you get a lot! With the purchase of this book, you will get...
That's right, at no additional cost, you'll get pages! Well, technically, since this is in e-book format, you won't get actual tangible pages. So what I should say is you'll get...
You heard me right: you'll get an intricate set of codes that will let you read a whole bunch of words -- right off your electronic device! All this futuristic wonder, for only $4.99!
So go out and get it! Laugh. Cry. Bask in the schadenfreude.